fuck this shit where's the alcohol
Anonymous asked: “Hey what's your snapchat?”


when will kylie jenner

when will kylie jenner


What do you mean you don’t bathe your onions in fresh imported mountain spring water made from the melted snow caps of the Himalayas before you sautée? 


Anonymous asked: “Okay so I want to order nars illuminator, I have a medium/gold complexion with neutral yellow undertones, what color should I get?”

413 BLKR for sure. It’s a champagne gold and stunning.

I like Ariana Grande so much I want to order an Ariana Venti.

“You do something wrong and you learn from it and you move on but it’s like I’m having to pay for it for a really long time.”


God warrior! [classic cringe] [reality TV]