fuck this shit where's the alcohol
Anonymous asked: “Hey what's your snapchat?”

josephchiarenza

when will kylie jenner

when will kylie jenner

gorlt:

What do you mean you don’t bathe your onions in fresh imported mountain spring water made from the melted snow caps of the Himalayas before you sautée? 

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Anonymous asked: “Okay so I want to order nars illuminator, I have a medium/gold complexion with neutral yellow undertones, what color should I get?”

413 BLKR for sure. It’s a champagne gold and stunning.

I like Ariana Grande so much I want to order an Ariana Venti.

“You do something wrong and you learn from it and you move on but it’s like I’m having to pay for it for a really long time.”

allhailyoutube:

God warrior! [classic cringe] [reality TV]